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time machined 

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
time machined by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010
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'Mackin'ed 

The act of a special needs teacher "accidentally" exposing her left nipple during yearly faculty photos.
Did you watch the Superbowl halftime show last night? Janet Jackson just 'Mackin'ed the entire country!
'Mackin'ed by Professor Cat November 27, 2011

washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.
"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."
washing-machined by elektra902 June 21, 2009
A rapper also know as ski mask also a horrible person that killed lil peep
Hey have you hear about MACKNED? Yeah he killed lil peep didn’t he bye seeing him in the back of the bus foaming from the mouth saying “that’s wack” and then leaving him there to die?
mackned by Ur mum heheh October 8, 2020
PE enthusuast who loves america and his dinosaur PE beliefs.
Mackinen is a fucker

Shove your dinosaur beliefs up your ass
mackinen by james November 19, 2003

machined 

Taken apart
She machined that fish!
machined by Coco135 May 23, 2016

Machinedramon

Also known as Mugendramon, a cyborg digimon made from the parts of other past cyborgs as its base. An absolute unit that is said to be the digital world’s strongest digimon. The metal plated bastard has everything you need to cause maximum destruction in the form of the giant cannons on its back. If you come across a hostile Machinedramon, then pray to God or Yggdrasil that there’s a holy place in the afterlife reserved just for you because the draconic death machine will not show any mercy whatsoever. Believe it or not, Machinedramon has a stronger form …
There’s overkill … and then there’s Machinedramon
Machinedramon by Zecky November 19, 2021