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Mach Tisch

The most supreme and epic form of tisch in existence. They occur Friday nights in the mach-moadon, and consist of chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and occasionally Hebrew songs.

The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.
Staff member #1, "Hey lets go to the staff tisch, it'll be lots of fun."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."
Related Words

machichi 

slut,whore,bitch,popular skank,chode, machichi
popular bitch walks by you just yell.." MACHICHI" they will never know..haha
machichi by candlyland.1 July 6, 2011

machichod 

A man who loves fish so much he gets intimate with the fish before eating it
That guy by the bar handling that fish

Yeah he is a machichod
machichod by IndianTrnsfer March 24, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026