city lucerne 

lucerne
lucerne is a city in switzerland.
lucerne has a big lake and a river. on the lake are beautiful old ships. in the city are a lot of tourists. around lucerne you can see beautiful mountains, for example pilatus or rigi. and in the distance you can see the alps. In lucerne the people speak swissgerman. It's a really beautiful city and it's worth visiting.

I am from the city lucerne and I love this city. And to this people who dont wanna publish that deifinition: I AM PROUD OF BEING A SIWSS GIRL AND THERE'S ONLY A HATE-DEFINITION OF LUCERNE, THAT DOESN'T SHOWS THE TRUTH! so le me publish that defiinition, so I can show the truth!

city lucerne by ProudSwissGirl June 20, 2014

LunarNewt

That one person who is the manifestation of everything you want to punch in the face. Someone who you will regret meeting later on.

Person 1: I wish I hadn’t dated that cunt.
Person 2: First time meeting a LunarNewt?

LunarNewt by FreedCub69420 December 11, 2021

LunarNewt

One of the biggest assholes you’ll ever meet. His “Jokes” often revolve around making fun of someone to get a reaction out of them, and will start an argument every chance they get.

Person 1: “He always tries to start arguments with me.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, that’s LunarNewt for ya, at least your not a victim to him being a asshole by insulting you as a joke.”

LunarNewt by FreedCub69420 December 21, 2021

lucerne 

a shithole out in the middle of nowhere. its next to apple valley and is full of hillbillies and pot heads.

i went over yonder and got high in lucerne yesterday.

lucerne by waginaface October 18, 2008

Lucerne Valley 

A nothing town in the middle of nowhere with the highest population of druggies and rapists in Sothern California.
If Lucerne is known for anything it's the legend of the Knights of the Golden Circle and its Confederate roots there. The KGC planted a grove of cottonwoods in the shape of a circle supposedly hiding clues to a hidden trove of priceless treasures. Or the "national treasure" that the movie was roughly based around.

Modern-day drunken desperadoes and Southern cutthroats of Lucerne Valley: "damn the Stars and Stripes."

Lucerne Valley by pseudofish October 18, 2008

Laughing Lucerne

Illegal tobacco

he had a toke on the laughing lucerne reefer

Laughing Lucerne by grumpy fella July 8, 2015

lucarelli 

A fucker who likes to say your mom a lot

That Lucarelli won't shut up!

lucarelli by Swaggy gary March 6, 2015