white leveraging 

A term someone uses to attempt to make themselves not look like a piece of shit for blackmailing someone.

"Why are you blackmailing me?"
"Ah! You can't say blackmailing! I'm...I'm...white leveraging!"

white leveraging by you, from the future July 6, 2023

Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.

Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)

Loverbating by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009

Love-Raping 

Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.

Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".

After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"

Love-Raping by UrbanRicki July 20, 2009

Lovemaking 

The act of making love.

Also see sex.

Some of Bill's favorite activities with his wife includes lovemaking...

Lovemaking by DrinkerOfMonster November 4, 2009

sounds of lovemaking 

similar to the sounds a boot makes when stuck in mud, only wetter

"Can you hear that? That isn't sounds of lovemaking. When they have sex, it sounds like Forrest Gump's Mom humping Optimus Prime while he's transforming."

sounds of lovemaking by TomSelleck February 25, 2010

skinny lovemaking 

When two people love each other but are too shy to show it. But before either one can think about what thier doing they explode into a fiery passion of long awaited lovemaking bringing each of them closer than ever before.

Mark and Rachel had always had a skinny love. Until one day Mark made a move at the perfect moment turning it into skinny lovemaking.

skinny lovemaking by Chickenfinger56 December 1, 2013

Loverfacing 

The art of loving ones face or genitalia in a sensitive manner either for hours on end or at brief random times throughout the day or night. This act is usually performed by two people in love but can often be performed out of context by two horny individuals with no respect for genuine romantic intercourse.

Person 1: Where did Kelli and Jeff go? And why is that door closed?

Person 2: They are loverfacing!! Leave them alone! Don't you know anything about romance??

''Heeeeey Girl! You look so damn fine.... I definitely see me, you, a bottle of wine, and some loverfacing at my place a little later. You down?''

Loverfacing by Keljeff November 15, 2012