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Lovewell 

Once considered the most honorable class of love-makers in all the land, members regarded for both instinctive and learned traits. Only existing Lovewell's today are the few that still carry the name. All Lovewell's being naturally incredible due to impeccable genetics, are characteristically desired as husbands and wives, never to each other of couse, that's disgusting. One must be careful however to capitalize correctly, as addressing one as a lovewell is exclusively insulting. (Verbal address assumes capitalization of L unless otherwise noted.)
Troy: Damn Wanda, all you rich beautiful women seem to want is a Lovewell.

Wanda: That's true, all us rich beautiful women want is a Lovewell.
Lovewell by Dr. Beatiful Woman September 14, 2005
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Lovewell 

Once considered the most honorable class of love-makers in all the land, members regarded for both instinctive and learned traits. Only existing Lovewell's today are the few that still carry the name. All Lovewell's being naturally incredible due to impeccable genetics, are characteristically desired as husbands and wives, never to each other of couse, that's disgusting. One must be careful however to capitalize correctly, as addressing one as a lovewell is exclusively insulting. (Verbal address assumes capitalization of L unless otherwise noted.)
Troy: Damn Wanda, all you rich beautiful women seem to want is a Lovewell.

Wanda: That's true, all us rich beautiful women want is a Lovewell.
Lovewell by Dr. Heather August 24, 2005
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love jelly 

Kelly was giving James a blowjob and got love jelly all over her face.
love jelly by Keneke March 8, 2005

lovewell 

The biggest gaylord u'll ever see
I am the gaylord lovewell
lovewell by Mr Goforth May 17, 2004

lovewell 

One word... woman... w-o-m-a-n. To be called a lovewell is a very hurtfull offence. Feel insulted if you are described as a lovewell.
Goober Parr is another woman. See richard parr
lovewell by The Wizard of Oz May 18, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026