Louisiana Purchase 

another term for a mullet

see also:
achy breaky big mistakey
beaver paddle
bible belt bonnet
business with pleasure cut
camaro crash helmet
Canadian passport
coat rack
Florida panhandle
hockey hair
Kentucky waterfall
Mississippi mud flap
Missouri compromise
neck warmer
seven
shorty longback
ten-ninety (or 1090)
Tennessee tophat

"hey Easton, get a load of that dude's Louisiana Purchase!"

Louisiana Purchase by bungalow bill December 17, 2005

Lousiana Purchase 

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

Lousiana Purchase by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

Louisiana Purchase 

A girl is giving head to a guy, but a third party is moving her head up and down.

Did you hear that David gave John's mom a Louisiana Purchase?

Louisiana Purchase by Tracy's Cherrie November 24, 2010

Louisiana Purchase 

the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.

Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."

Jack: "Very nice!"

Louisiana Purchase by jdubs9486 March 3, 2010

Louisiana Purchase 

The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.

"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."

Louisiana Purchase by thecaptdavis April 4, 2015

The louisiana purchase 

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

The louisiana purchase by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

lousiana purchase 

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

lousiana purchase by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008