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long-tongued lout 

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.
Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!

Long Tongue 

W. T.: Momma did you know that Butterfly's have Long tongues?
Mom: Why is that son?
W.T: So they can get the sweet stuff out of the flowers.
Mom: Wow, that's pretty good for a 5 year old. Your such a good kid.
W.T: I know mommy you said to be a good boy, so I am and my teacher taught me that.
Mom: So why do the butterfly's like the whats in flowers so much.
W.T.: because momma, it's from flowers and they can't eat regular food like us. Were bigger.
Mom: How does a butterfly become a butterfly?
W.T: They eat the flower then hide in a shell and grow wings to fly.
Mom: Why do they do that?
W.T.: Photnethsasys
Mom: You means photosynthisis
W.T: No, I'm right photnethsays I'm a smart boy and I know mommy. They have to hug there shell and get lots or rest to change from being just a capatiller.
Mom: O-Kay son, don't you mean catapiller?
W.T.: nope, I said capatiller. They love sweet things mommy. I like flowers, can I eat some too? Will I grow wings?
Mom: Son, you already have some. You just don't see them yet.
W.T.: Will I fly too? I want Long Tongue too
Mom: you can do what ever you love to do if you work hard enough.
W.T: I want to make people not be mean any more and push me. They call me names. I don't like it mommy.
Mom: Know one does son.
W.T.: tell them to stop being bad mommy.
Mom: I'm trying son, really trying.

The point is even though some people have different ideas and a different language, or way to say things, we all understand how life is created and all live together and if people cannot get past their own ideas to believe in others ideas to be a type of "know it all" the better ideas may just not get threw to the world.

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

ching chong ling long ting tong 

"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"

originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.

She has a nice rack.
TONG TING LONG LING CHONG CHING??

OOOHHH!!! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG... OOHHH!!!

ching chong ling long ting tong 

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "What the fuck..."

ching chong ling long ting tong 

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."