lolsanchez 

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.

Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.

lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

lolstache 

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

lolstache by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

lolache 

a hysterical fit that leaves you in unbearable tummy pains and tears.

today i had a lolache because my dog pooped himself when i jumped out at him. he did it again when he sneezed.

lolache by lolrandom70 April 15, 2015

Lolzache 

Having sore muscles from laughing out loud.

OMG I have a lolzache from listening to Leah all night.

See also lolsache lol laugh out loud

Lolzache by P.C. Bananahammock September 2, 2009