Lollaring 

Putting your nuts way too close to somebody's face and not realizing that you're doing so.

Josh was fixing Travis's tire while Travis was lollaring him the whole time.

Lollaring by Captain Lollar May 2, 2015

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy

Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.

File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering 

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016

Love Loitering 

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.

Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.

Love Loitering by podboy1971 November 14, 2011

Loitering 

The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.

(Man standing around with his thumb up his ass)

Cop: HEY YOU STOP LOITERING!!!

Man: Screw you! (RUNS)

Loitering by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011

dong loitering 

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

dong loitering by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014