Blew Loadio 

To "blow load" on Jim Cuddy or Emily Haines in an empty Zellers.

Shit, that pharmacists a ghost! He just blew loadio on her back. Hark, the stains!

Blew Loadio by JDC2 March 4, 2007

Blues Brothers Loadout 

Honest to God only having a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its night and wearing sunglasses while being at a minimum 106 miles from Chicago or anywhere else. Generally, taking a roadtrip with little or nothing to your name for survival.

I'm headed to Atlanta with a Blues Brothers Loadout.

Blues Brothers Loadout by John Wesley February 12, 2008

Loadworthy 

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

Loadworthy by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

self-loading cargo by 747pilot June 5, 2010

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

Loading the Cannon by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

hat-loading 

A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading

Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".

hat-loading by Nuts21 September 7, 2022