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cunt lick asshole 

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!
cunt lick asshole by Haley haynes December 20, 2016
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I'd lick her asshole 

A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required
Check her out, she's a fox, i'd lick her asshole for sure.

Go lick Jim’s asshole. 

Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.
While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.

Bro, I just won the Powerball.

Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026