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When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.
Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!
langed by pleasedontfirelang January 7, 2012

Dals Långed 

A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.

Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.
Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.

Example 2.

-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.
Dals Långed by A real nigga G February 8, 2013

clubber langed 

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
clubber langed by Fav February 13, 2008

liangeliz 

Liangeliz is to many things to define she loves everyone even when she has a short temper buy she a sweet kind amazing little girl
Liangeliz amazing
liangeliz by liangrliz1p May 4, 2019

liangelo 

The forgotten trash ass brother that is the equivalent of a fucking garbage can
This nigga is such a liangelo
liangelo by ZO2 August 21, 2017
Being hung up on by your boss, usually in mid-sentence.
Hey Boss we have a truck down, what do you want....Boss? Boss? Boss? The Boss just langed me!
langed by ZalKath November 6, 2017