Leprucon
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a powerful being from mythical folklore, popular among people of Asian descent. first having been mentioned in a satanic cultist grimoire. The Leprucon has the power to steal people's souls, and it is a well known fact that it frequently allows itself to be hired in order to earn the money to buy new human teeth. Though sometimes it further demands compensation for its hard work. At this point it is common sense to rip off a piece the skin on one's eyelid as a offering. The Leprucon has a demented physical form, which burns the soul of anyone who lays their eyes upon it. Worshipers have yet to discover what Leprucon does with it's human teeth and souls, but some people claim to have witnessed it blending the teeth and souls into a fine dust and mixing it with demonic kool-aid. It then simply pours the vile fluid into a jar filled with pickled simian toenails in order to fully saturate them. Finally, it seems to wait a decade before taking out it's own teeth and replacing them with the evil toenail juice. Leprucon enjoys smacking baby ferrets in order to turn them into fuzzy-wuzzy monster fluffballs and commanding them to do it's bidding. The Leprucon rarely ever sleeps, but when it does it melts into a puddle of withered feline vital organs. The Leprucon also seems to hate the color pink, and is determined to turn all pink into yellow.
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lepracoon
A Lepracoon is a coloured lepracaun.
Famous Lepracoon's include Jermaine Dupri
Lepracoons have a tendancy to be rude tricksters.
They have beef with Dre, Xzibit, Timberland, Eminem
Unlike leprecauns they do not grant wishes, or give pots of gold.
All they do is have sex with bow-wow
Famous Lepracoon's include Jermaine Dupri
Lepracoons have a tendancy to be rude tricksters.
They have beef with Dre, Xzibit, Timberland, Eminem
Unlike leprecauns they do not grant wishes, or give pots of gold.
All they do is have sex with bow-wow
Dre: Fuck Jermaine
JD:Im a filthy midget
Eminem:Your a lepracoon
Timberland: Suck my *dj scratch* dick lepracoon
JD:Im a filthy midget
Eminem:Your a lepracoon
Timberland: Suck my *dj scratch* dick lepracoon
lepracoon by Joseph aka Big J September 16, 2008
lepraconingphotocuzi
holding a lepracon whilse singing the abc theme song infront of your entire family and taking a picture of it and hanging it up on a jacuzi
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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