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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand 

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
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Lemonade Stand 

Lemonade Stand

An easy way to get money unless you live in a bad neighborhood.
Kid: Lemonade! Lemonade! Lemonade Stand here!
Person: *buys some for like 2 dollars*
Kid: Thank you!

2

Kid: Lemonade! Lemonade!
Person: *just takes some without paying*
Kid: Oh..
Lemonade Stand by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

Backdoor Lemonade Stand 

The act of urinating into another person's anus and then watching as that individual deficates your urine into plastic cups.
I gave your mother the ol' backdoor lemonade stand last night.

lemonade stand 

Sexual act in which a guy receives a blowjob while standing in front of a woman who is seated on the toilet and urinating. Under more austere conditions, the woman may give a blowjob while squatting to urinate.
"...dude, I totally ran a lemonade stand on that chick."
lemonade stand by "em eye" March 30, 2009

Chocolate Lemonade Stand 

When a man is giving anal sex to a woman or another man and then urinates in his or her anus. Then, the man sucks the urine out of the man or woman's anus and swallows it.
- Dude, I can't believe you gave that girl a chocolate lemonade stand last night!
- I know, it was crazy!

Lemonade Stand 

The act of pissing in a girl's mouth when you actually think you are ejaculating
Yo don, that girl give you some head last night?

Yeah, she came for the milk, but got the lemonade stand instead.
Lemonade Stand by Donny KFed January 14, 2009

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand 

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?