Ned Leeds 

The CEO of Sex

Somebody: “Who owns sex?”

An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”

Ned Leeds by DiamondSpider101 January 8, 2022

Leeroy

n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.

v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.

- I can't believe he just tried to headbutt that dragon. What a Leeroy.

- We were doing great until that idiot totally Leeroyed us.

- The party was really boring until Bob pulled a Leeroy.

Leeroy by Dreyfuss May 14, 2005

Leeds Vodka 

An inexpensive, bowel shaking vodka that one could purchase from shoddy bodegas in several "outer boroughs" of NYC from roughly 2002 to 2007. It had little to no flavor and would cause the following: mental numbness, giddiness, family disunion, long term unemployment, STDs (various), debauchery, uncontrollable gagging, sore throat, evil-smelling flatulence, night sweats, day drinking, hives, allergic shock, stillbirth, larceny and bell's palsy.

Oh no! I forgot that the party tonight was BYOB. I don't want to spend too much, I don't want to carry a 12 pack of beer, and I want to get drunk real fast. I know, I'll pick up a large plastic 5 liter bottle of Leeds Vodka!

Leeds Vodka by Kmann October 30, 2014

Lees💙bian 

"Lees💙bian" is the term than defines you once you enter the Ian Lee cult. It's a term for everyone who supports Ian Lee (his fandom 💙) and/or everyone who thinks oppar is the best trainee there ever was under JYP. No, actually, the best trainee there ever was in the kpop industry 💙

Edwina and Eugena Clownstein love Ian Lee, they must be Lees💙bians.

Don't be shy, join the cult, be a Lees💙bian.

The Lees💙bians wish Ian Lee world domination.

Lees💙bian by Edwina Clownstein November 1, 2020

Leeds Breakfast 

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.

'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."

Leeds Breakfast by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008

Ned Leeds 

The inventor of sex

Ned Leeds Is the inventor of sex

Ned Leeds by Ned leeds January 28, 2022

lerson 

Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.

Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.

lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020