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Dirty Lazlo

A Dirty Lazlo is an act of orally cleaning dick cheese from under the folds of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Friend 1: Hey man, you ever stuck your dick in a golf ball cleaner?

Friend 2: i don’t have a sick circ like you, homie. Too many folds. But it’s okay! Becky gave me a Dirty Lazlo last night
Dirty Lazlo by Donsense September 9, 2021

lalo cabeza de palo 

this nibba gay and no one loves him.
lalo cabeza de palo come here

Dirty Lalo 

The dirty Lalo is when you are getting a blowjob in the dark and when you turn on the light it's actually a chick instead of a guy
Those girls played the switcheroo dirty Lalo on that guy
Dirty Lalo by Oneyedmonkey September 8, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026