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Law giver  

Law giver= Lazy And Working.
Someone who is employed, usually only worked for one company etc in their life. Constantly having a go at unemployed people, mainly to hide the fact that they have no life skills of their own and could end up unemployed themselves one day, (and try to get out of doing anything at work if they can- quite often have a beer belly!).
Mainly marry young and treat their wives like a surrogate mother and skivvy.
Often read gutter press tabloid newspapers to arm their politically narrow minded and bigoted idealistic views.
Law giver usually driving a works van, 'Look at all them lot coming out of the Unemployment Centre' (wind's van window down and shouts out while passing)'Get a Job you lazy bastards'.
Unemployed person whispers to himself 'another bigoted Law giver' after spending 4+ hours trying to find a job in said Unemployment Centre (job centre).
Law giver by Greg Claassen August 4, 2008
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The original giver of law 

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."

Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

lawgiver 

Lawgiver refers to Toyota's Weapon of mass destruction in World of Warcraft.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpL1FIABE60
Lawgiver while owning nothing in particularly:
"did you see me lay down the law?"
lawgiver by Insanepirate December 24, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026