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Suicidal masturbation w Lauren 

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts
"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"
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lauren williams 

Lauren Williams is a stunningly beautiful girl. She also happens to be amazingly great at soccer.
Wow, I'll be surprised if her name's not Lauren Williams.
lauren williams by Scary Mary November 21, 2016

Lauren Winne 

Lauren is the prettiest girl you have ever met. She’s loving and will make you happy when your sad. She is secretly insecure about herself and her relationships. She doesn’t want to be broken cause she is afraid. If you ever find a Lauren don’t let her go like I did. She’s one of a kind and was my world.
Hey look it’s Lauren winne...
Lauren Winne by Anonymous 123Z July 27, 2019

Lauren Walker 

Lauren is someone I always want to be around. Whenever I’m in a bad or not feeling it, Lauren’s smile brightens up my mood. Honestly Lauren is the nicest person I’ve met in a while with good intentions no matter what. She puts her friends ahead of herself and acts selfless. Lauren is also very pretty and always something I could stare at for hours without getting bored. It seems to me as if talking to her feels like only 30 mins but in reality is always more. She is someone you should be happy to have in your life because you won’t meet anybody else like Lauren Walker.
Lauren Walker by Roorororoororr November 25, 2019

lauren who? 

Lauren who? Sorry I’ve only heard of Loren Gray , also known as a queen
Lauren who? Who is that bitch I’ve only heard of Loren
lauren who? by Kween Jiggly May 29, 2018

lauren waldeck 

An extremely eccentric individual.

You can't live with her and you can't live without her.
She can make any guy lose his shit, simply by smiling at him.

She often plays hard to get but she's worth the chase.
"I saw the way you looked at 'Lauren', man. You're crazy about her, aren't you!"
"I can't even think straight when i'm around her, dude. I think i'm in love. I'm in love with 'Lauren Waldeck."

LAUREN: A beautiful girl who makes you go weak at the knees.

lauren weber 

A particular girl who enjoys giving other people a licky dicky
That girl in the back of the bus suddenly started to give a lauren weber
lauren weber by moneymason March 23, 2017