Landenberger 

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

Landenberger by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Langenburg 

Lowkey alcoholics but know how to have a good time

Langenburg Might be alcoholics but are wayyy better than the stone bags in Esterhazy

Langenburg by whiteclaw100 October 24, 2020

landenburger 

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

landenburger by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Langenbanger 

an ambiguosly gay adolescent boy beginning to discover the wonders of the birds and the bees

Man that kid is such a langenbanger...all he could talk about was his homosexual symphony in the city

Langenbanger by dr. emmett April 8, 2003

Langenburg 

Lowkey alcoholics but know how to have a good time

Langenburg may be alcoholics but at least they aren’t stone bags like Esterhazy

Langenburg by whiteclaw100 October 24, 2020