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The state of drunkness after completely shithoused, during this state it is not uncommon to blackout and vomit uncontrollabely or defecate all over yourself. Symptoms include becoming extremely defensive and emotional often resulting in crying or sobbing. Side effects may include hooking up with a person who looks like a wildebeest, alienating yourself from your friends,becoming extremely loud and obnoxious.
Guy 1: Dude I seen you at the bar last night and you were off the charts lahoaded.
Guy 2: Yeah right, I wasn't even drunk what did I do?
Guy 1: You puked all over the bar then went outside and started crying about that fat girl you hooked up with last weekend.
Guy 2: I guess I went so hard in the paint that I fouled out.
Guy 2: Yeah right, I wasn't even drunk what did I do?
Guy 1: You puked all over the bar then went outside and started crying about that fat girl you hooked up with last weekend.
Guy 2: I guess I went so hard in the paint that I fouled out.
lahoaded by Sir Elliot of Hamshire June 2, 2011
Lamadeuce
This term is used strictly for dope whores that like to fuck their cousin with the same last name as them .. we like to call these kinds of people Kristen's... and chimpanzees with bigger ears than ya momma, grandma, grandpa, and their parents combined!? We like to call these pieces of fuck tards Chad's.. they like to think they have the balls to play baseball... Put the two in a pot full of bullshit, lies, theft, and a whole hell allot of ugliness? We call that a ... LAMADEUCE!!!
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! GROSS... ITS NOT A LAMADEUCE.. THAT WOULD BE DISRESPECTING A LAMADEUCE...ITS CHAD AND KRIS BECAUSE THEY DON'T SHOWER...
BITCH...
BITCH...
Lamadeuce by FuckDirtRoad2020FreeCorona June 13, 2020