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Labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension.
There's no derogatory label for people who label others. This creates an imbalance in the linguistic arsenal. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"

See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"
Labelass by Labelass April 18, 2011
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labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Coined by Douglas Adams.
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"
labelass by phikappa April 16, 2011

Labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension
There's no derogatory label for people who label others. This creates an imbalance in the linguistic arsenal. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"

See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"
Labelass by hitbyirony April 14, 2011

labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Coined by Dilbert creator Scott Adams on his blog to provide a derogatory label for people who label others
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."
labelass by Sir Yelof April 14, 2011

Labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension.
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."
Labelass by tee too April 14, 2011

Labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Such people only understand the world in terms of the labels they apply to things.
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."
or
Person 1: "Only emos like that crap."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."
Labelass by MobyDisk April 14, 2011

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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