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The most holy word to bless this green earth. It can be used in any situation to outsmart your opponents
Person 1: "Where should we eat tonight?"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person1: "Where's your homework??"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person 1: "Honey it's all a bit too much right now, I think we should break up"
Person2: "katzenklo"
katzenklo by katzenklo October 17, 2021

Slutty Katzen 

An Alcoholic drink made of Malibu, Jack Daniels and Strongbow Cider.
David: Josh go fech me a slutty katzen, I love it like I love you.
Josh: Sure, and after if i'm drunk enough we can make out.
Slutty Katzen by Twanny666 January 16, 2013

katzenjammer

Another word for hangover, seen randomly used in spam in order to avoid detection.
Our recent view shows that it needs usually of just 1.1
drinks to cause a katzenjammer. But my pills
aids you avoid hangovers and come alive feeling immense from head
to abdomen and all over additional.
katzenjammer by MickeyC November 29, 2004

Katzenjammer

a) When a musician plays/sings in an unpleasant manner so the music sounds like a cat wailing. (Katzenjammer literally translates to catwailing.)

b) A hangover.

c) The feeling of sadness after an euphoric event is over.
I like this song, but that guy is just playing katzenjammer!
Katzenjammer by OnlyJulicorn January 25, 2018

Katzenmeyer 

Katzenmeyer is a 6'7 tall, scary ass man. He towers over you like he's the Eiffel Tower and you're just a lousy ant and he will gaze down on you with such disappointment. Do everything perfectly with this man or he will rein hell by telling you "I'm very disappointed in you." or "one more time." As you are dying from dehrdraytion from marching too long. Before every concert he will say "that is not good enough" but after concerts he will be silent and not say a word about how bad it really was. Once you get on the tall mans good side and he praises you he will be jumping around and screaming on how proud he is of you

Katzenmeter I'd like on of those nice, sweet ladies you see at supermarkets. But instead of giving you candy, he gives you a scary ass stare that will stay in your brain forever
Madison: Did you see the glare Katzenmeyer gave the trumpets in class today?
Barry: Yeah, I feel bad for them. That glare will haunt their dreams forever
Kotenok comes from word kot

You can call people dear to your heart.
You can call it children, boyfriends and girlfriends.
Matthew, you are my kotenok forever.

Kotenok your kisses make my heart melt.
Kotenok by miss nova December 29, 2011