kondaism
The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome
kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014
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Kordanize
Kordanize /‘kərdənaiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized
1 To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
2 To deceive a nation by telling them a big lie
3 To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
4 to try to bribe someone in order to change his mind
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1 To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
2 To deceive a nation by telling them a big lie
3 To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
4 to try to bribe someone in order to change his mind
kordan kordanification kordanophobia kordanism kordanic kordanicly
1 In this country Ph.D is just a piece of worthless paper.If i were you i would kordanize.
2 He must be sentenced to prison after he kordanized the whole country but as he was backed by the president he could scape the justice.
3 Kordanizing proves to be the best way of becoming a minister in an eastern country.
4 Although he tried to kordanize the Parliament members but finally they voted to sack the Minister for lying
about his fake degree from Oxford University.
2 He must be sentenced to prison after he kordanized the whole country but as he was backed by the president he could scape the justice.
3 Kordanizing proves to be the best way of becoming a minister in an eastern country.
4 Although he tried to kordanize the Parliament members but finally they voted to sack the Minister for lying
about his fake degree from Oxford University.
Michael Jordanism
Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010
Kordanification
1 The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford)
2 The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.
3 A method in order to gain Self confidence.
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2 The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.
3 A method in order to gain Self confidence.
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1 Although the minister's kordanification approved by the Parliament investigation committee,yesterday The president announced that he is against impeachment of his interior minister by the Parliament.
2 Do not trust him.Behind his mysterious smile it seems to be a sort of kordanification.
3 If you want to tell them a big lie you should know the kordanification principles.
2 Do not trust him.Behind his mysterious smile it seems to be a sort of kordanification.
3 If you want to tell them a big lie you should know the kordanification principles.
Kordanification by DesoliDs January 5, 2009
Jordanism
A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017
koranimal
a particular animal that holds his ass high toward the sky 5 times every day, hoping to get fucked by a certain moon God.
These organisms exhibit properties of mammels, but like to blow themselves up trying to kill homo sapiens just before they die.
These organisms exhibit properties of mammels, but like to blow themselves up trying to kill homo sapiens just before they die.
koranimal by theoneverdies December 6, 2006