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A place in Finland close to Mellunmäki.

Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.

Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.
Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.
Kontula by Sneaky motherfucker April 29, 2019
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A freaky werido who likes to creep on guys with the name of trent and tony and paul very obsessed with hockey.
Dont talk to her man. shes like a koukoulas
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Kostoulas is an amazing person he is the most pretty boy in his friend group...the most adorable little bean...and the best student in the universe!
I wish i was like kostoulas,he is the best kiddo
kostoulas by Hdkdjdjhdbdbsj November 21, 2021

koutoulakis 

The most brave and handsome guy. Moreover is a very good lover (will make you squirt), also is the best guy to tell your problems because he has solutions for every problem.He is a very responsible and reliable person. The biggest advantage of koutoulakis is that he is able to give his life about his family, country or friends.
I had sex with koutoulakis and I can't feel my legs!!
koutoulakis by Koutou November 20, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026