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Knock and Don't Run 

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.

Knock and don't run 

A game similar to Ding Dong Ditch without the Ditching in which you try to confuse the victim and get them pissed off.
(Knock Knock)
"Hey...What do you want?"
"What do you mean what do you want you knocked on my door..."
"What no this is my house...you knocked on my door"

Feature on the youtube video Balls of steel knock and don't run

knock while running 

A type of annoying gag that is aimed at unknown hotel patrons

The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
My stay in Cleveland sucked. I got so bored in the middle of the night that I pulled a knock while running on my neighbors.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026