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Kitty Kithes!!! 

Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.

Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.

More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.

Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.

Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.

Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.

See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.

Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'

Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...

Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
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Wow, those Kittes look so cute!
Kittes by Kitty Catty June 29, 2016

Kithelia 

An act of psychological thievery resulting in the victim being completely drained of all remaining skill and or talent. Worldwide epidemic in which some say cannot be cured.
Yo, lets get Viperzero for our drain team, oh wait his mind got kithelia'd, might as well get Bloodthorne.
Kithelia by MichaelD January 11, 2009

Miami Kitestring 

When anal beads are put in a girl's ass, then pulled out so fast that she shits everywhere.
I've always wanted to give a girl a Miami Kitestring, I just didn't have enough rags to clean that shit up!
Miami Kitestring by The Nig-Nogs August 21, 2010

Flying Kites 

The effect of having just smoked marijuana and being "higher" than normal.
I turned to my friend and asked, "I think today is a nice day for flying kites. Don't you?"

In turn my friend said, "...but it's night...and we don't have kites."

I shook my head, "I mean lets go smoke that fuzzy green stuff you dork."
Flying Kites by Moira Nyx November 4, 2009

kitestring 

Canadian slang for Douchebag. Also often used to describe someone who is seen as an annoying hanger on.
Can you believe that guy? What a kitestring!

Just leave me alone, quite being such a kitestring!
kitestring by Thomas the Canuck February 13, 2014

Flying Kites 

To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.
Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!
Flying Kites by Derethad June 24, 2010