F.D.K. 

Fuck Dese Kids- A term used by educators when they have had a tough day with students who seem to not give two fucks about their education.

The chorus teacher went to the band teacher everyday after school and said, “F.D.K.!”

F.D.K. by mus1ceducator April 3, 2019

D.F.K.D.F.C. 

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care

"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."

D.F.K.D.F.C. by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

I.D.F.K. 

"I don't fuckling know." An abbreviation. To more quickly illustrate that one does not only NOT know, but does not even FUCKING know something.

Chump 1: "Hey, is our anniversary today? " Chump 2:"I.D.F.K."

I.D.F.K. by Little Miss I'gnant December 15, 2020

D.K.F.M. 

Abbrevation for "Det Klikker For Meg", which means something like "I am snapping" or "I can`t take it" in norwegian. Normally used in a stressfull situation.

"D.K.F.M. I can`t stand my roomate"

D.K.F.M. by André(28) April 21, 2006

D.F.K.Y. 

Don't fucking kid yourself!

"Oh, we're getting wasted tonight. D.F.K.Y.."

D.F.K.Y. by snowycakes April 3, 2006

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.

James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022