| 1. | The Shocker | ||
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The act of inserting 2 fingers in the poontang and 1 in the ass. Going to town with one in the brown.
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| 2. | Moleman United | ||
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A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro. The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
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| 3. | the heart of Texas | ||
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a woman's chest/bosom It was so hot in San Antonio that Lindsey was sweating deep in the heart of Texas.
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| 4. | bird flu | ||
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a state of intoxication Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.
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| 5. | smurf | ||
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When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed". How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind. I caught John smurfing again. John smurfs too much. I smurfed for the first time last night. |
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| 6. | monday | ||
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another word for niggas because nobody likes mondays you fuckin monday
i fuckin hate mondays |
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| 7. | gleep | ||
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The sound a monkey makes. (JohnD)Hey look at that monkey!
(monkey) Gleep gleep gleep! |
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