The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:
- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot
This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight
to doubt your drug dealer's existence.
We've been waiting for this guy for 23 hours and his sister here passed out in her own puke... We've got john'd
To punch a hole in a wall. Usually as a response to anger, pain, or disappointment.
Barney Stinson: "You never break up a girl fight! EVEEEER!"
Viewer: "Woah, Barney just John'd that wall!"