john louis

an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes

check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob

john louis by dunkers June 28, 2011

Sir Louis John Howard 

Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.

Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"

Sir Louis John Howard by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021

louisiana long-john 

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

louisiana long-john by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

jonlouis 

an asshole who acts 5 years younger mentally then what age they actually are. they think they are tough and hard but really they get salty fast. They also most likely have anger issues and get mad at people who care the most and push them away.

Damn jonlouis is fine but i couldn't deal with him.

jonlouis by mmmhmkayy April 4, 2017