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Jobslobber 

Jobslobber is a worker who sucks up to the boss for personal gain or to do less work duties then other co-workers that will have to pick up the slack.
There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.
Jobslobber by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
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jobbyjobber 

An object the name of which presently escapes the speaker, like "whatchamacallit" or "thingamajig." This word is a placeholder article.
"Hand me that jobbyjobber."
"Have you seen my jobbyjobber?"
jobbyjobber by whipsmart626 October 18, 2008

jobslobber 

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side
Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber
jobslobber by SoOriginal February 4, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026