Jabidoo 

This is the same as head or a blow job. It's the greatest way to tell human resources or your boss to suck it without them knowing what you're saying. Made famous by an old fella I know.

Hey (insert name) why don't you give me a jabidoo! What's that? A gold star for adults!

Jabidoo by T-ROD88 July 19, 2017

jodido 

Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck).

Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!

jodido by El Don Diguidi August 3, 2005

jodido pero contento 

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.

-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

jodido pero contento by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

jobio blobio 

used to describe anything when you can't be bothered to use the proper word(s)

"Pass me the jobio blobio" - meaning pass me the remote control

jobio blobio by Dav_e January 11, 2008

jobadoe 

To hang one's mouth over a community bowl of dip such that anything(crumbs,spit,etc) that falls out of the mouth while taking a bite falls into the dip.

That guy just jobadoed that salsa and more of his chip ended up in the salsa bowl than his mouth.

jobadoe by capnbluefin February 3, 2010

Jobdodger 

a giro collector or typical customer at cex or pawn show. Doesnt have or want a job.

All the jobdodgers are out, must be giro day

Jobdodger by jiw1987 September 26, 2012

Jobdodger 

A typical CeX customer or regular at a pawn shop, swap meet or carboot. Doesn't have or want a job

"Crikey! CeX is full of jobdodgers today, must be giro day"

Jobdodger by jiw1987 September 26, 2012