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Jizzwhistle 

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1. A synonym for the penis
2. An insult
1. Last night martha sucked my jizzwhistle.
2. Marc never gave me my DVD back, he's such a jizzwhistle.
Jizzwhistle by badjoke August 17, 2006
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jizzshit • jizzshit muffin • Jizzjitsu • Jizzmits • jizzshizz • Jizzwhistle

Jizztits 

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When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
Jizztits by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
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jizzshizz

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The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation while simultaneously excreting feces.
Steve sometimes likes to masturbate while he takes his dumps.

Guy #1: Bro, is it normal that I get horny and jack-off while I take dumps?

Guy #2: Dude... no, only fagotrons take jizzshizzes!
jizzshizz by the cisco kid August 20, 2011
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Jizzjitsu 

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The act of teleporting semen into a suspect/s body or pockets, mastered by Law Enforcement Officers
During training I had to go to Nepal and learn the ways of Jizzjitsu
Jizzjitsu by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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jizzshit 

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The act of expelling spaff from one's anal passage after engaging in sodomy. Not to be confused with passing a combination of semen and faeces.
"If I don't jizzshit soon, it's gonna run down my legs..."
jizzshit by Keshu May 27, 2005
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Jizzmits

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Mittens/Gloves you masturbate with.
Was toey as hell last night, had to get on my "Jizzmits"

I'm going to masturbate with my new pair of "Jizzmits"
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