Jiminey Crumpets

Simply means "What the Fuck"

John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"

Jiminey Crumpets by Corey, Garrick, and John September 23, 2007

Jiminey Cricket 

The man who stops the world for you. The moon in the sky. The love of ones life. Someone you never stop thinking about. With gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. A different type of brotha. With a mention of his name, you can't help but smile. Your sweetest friend.

I'm so happy to have Jiminey Cricket in my life. Jiminey Cricket is the sweetest man I know. I'd give my all just to have one day with Jiminey Cricket

Jiminey Cricket by WonderWomanReni May 9, 2011

Jimineze 

A language developed by the Japenese imigrants in the swamps of Louisiana after integrating with the Cajuns in the 1940s.

Jimineze in action - Who dat, dat gotten da cat from da gaters. Creme o sum da cat es da bestest.

Jimineze by Larry-Flint March 27, 2010

Jimineyjoo 

A jammed jam jar

I’ve got a jimineyjoo in my fridge over here

Jimineyjoo by McMilkinator June 1, 2025