jewtuber 

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent

FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.

jewtuber by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020

Jewsury

Jewsury used to mean charging any interest at all on loans. However, as even more jews became lawyers (and other so-called "occupations" that are committed to ripping the Goys off), "interest" became acceptable. After it became acceptable (remember, according to lawyers it was acceptable...yes, the jews leading the jews so to speak), "jewsury" referred to charging unreasonable rates of interest.

Today the term "jewsury" also includes other tricks to rip others off financially, such as the "derivatives" that served no other purpose than to make money for zionists while bringing the goyem further under their thumbs.

We see other obvious examples every single day. The outrageous interest rate and "late fees" charged by credit card companies (aka the same banks we all bailed out) is Jewsury in all its pickle-nosed glory.

Jewsury by Denny2 August 11, 2010

Jewsuals 

a group of Jewish people that socialize with each other on a very regular basis.

hybrid of Jewish usual suspects.

-Who was there last night?
-Oh, you know, the Jewsuals.

Jewsuals by C-Reit January 1, 2012

jewsteak

A cheap cut of meat that contains mostly fat and very little meat. It is usually is on sale because nobody wants to look at a Jew let alone put one in they're mouth.

Pete- "I'm affraid we are all out of food and are forced to eat a Jewsteak."

Dave- "That's not going to happen, I will starve to death because I am not putting a Jewsteak down my Throat"

jewsteak by jew terd 22 July 19, 2009

Jewstein 

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

Jewstein by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

jewsturbate 

To masturbate to excessive amounts of money.

After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls

jewsturbate by mr.manson June 6, 2014

Jewscuse 

An excuse, usually involving a religious holiday they will not be observing, used by a Jewish person to avoid school or some other obligation.

- Damn it, I have a paper to write tonight.
- Don't worry man, it's yom kippur tomorrow. You have a great jewscuse.

Jewscuse by futnut October 7, 2009