Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

jack gay Jewish noes man 

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

jack gay Jewish noes man by the secret man February 1, 2021

Jewish maneuver 

Driving in a manner that is selfish and or cheap.

#1 "Did you see that Jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there." "He just drove up the center median to pass an extra 10 cars before the interchange!"

#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"

#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."

Jewish maneuver by R. Cireeze February 11, 2009

Jewishmas 

If you celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas, it's the period of time between the first day of Hanukkah and until Christmas day.

the afternoon of 12/20 until the afternoon of 12/25, that is Jewishmas. (after that is just called the end of Hanukkah).

Jewishmas by my awesome words December 27, 2011