Jessica Simpson Syndrome 

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

Jessica Simpson Syndrome by Michael F. January 31, 2005

jessica simpson 

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

jessica simpson by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessica simpson 

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

jessica simpson by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

Pull a Jessica Simpson 

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

Pull a Jessica Simpson by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Jessica Simpson 

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

Jessica Simpson by Luka June 21, 2004

Jessica Simpson 

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

Jessica Simpson by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

jessica simpson 

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

jessica simpson by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006