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Something awkward or embarrassing that you say while very very tired. When you become this tired inhibitions are lowered much like a drunken state.
I can't believe I told Roger about my first time last night...what a jessism.
jessism by jessjessthejess December 6, 2010
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A religion praising it's founder, Jessie
I believe in Jessism because I'm smart.
Jessism by Pickchik22 October 16, 2008
Someone named Jesse who is an asshole.
Could also be used for names with variations of Jesse, like Jes, Jess, Jessica, etc.
Girl 1: oh that jesse kid, he so fine
Girl2: yeah but hes a real jessass
Jessass by Master Gorilla Fuck February 18, 2009
I follow the ideology of Jessism
Jessism by Jessilover May 23, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026