jenkum

The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!

Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!

jenkum by BCoo7 December 15, 2007

Jenkems 

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker

damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night

Jenkems by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009

jenkum

defecation which is used as an inhalant to get intoxicated

I used up a whole jar of jenkum last night, man did I get wasted

jenkum by Dj $tress August 25, 2009

jerkumstance 

1) A jerk, or an event/situation that is influenced by a jerk which causes something shitty to happen to another person; usually to an innocent bystander
2) Suffering the consequences of someone else's stupidity
3) To be splattered by semen; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person passed out at a party

Bill: "Oh man - is this jizz on my jacket? I just walked to the corner store and back. I feel like a dirty Lady Macbeth."

Tim: "Damn. That sucks, buddy. Could it be from that apartment building you just passed? You were totally a victim of jerkumstance."

jerkumstance by trainwrecktammy-pomme-de-terre September 21, 2012

jankums 

When someone poops and pees into a jar/cup with a sealed container,lets it sit fir 3 days, then inhales it through their mouth to get high.

He is about to go do jankums.

jankums by Csettles February 20, 2009

jankums 

word invented by abshnasko, a synonym for "stuff"

lemme hollar at that jankums yo

jankums by abshnasko April 1, 2005

jerkumsiced 

You jerk someone off so hard they become circumcised

I stroked Adam so hard I jerkumsiced him

jerkumsiced by OneWordWonder73 June 3, 2023