Jehovas witness protection program 

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

Jehovas witness protection program by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Jehovas Witness 

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

Jehovas Witness by Downstrike June 4, 2004

jehovas witness' 

annoying

would you like to convert to our religion. heelll naahh

jehovas witness' by teegee August 22, 2003

Jehovas witness 

Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.

Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you

Jehovas witness by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023

Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

Big Jehovah riders by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019