Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

Jenntarded

An act so ridiculous or dumb, its as if you had a "Jenn" moment.

Well that was jenntarded of you..

Jenntarded by J N Pr May 28, 2018

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Related Words

Janktarded • Jengtarded • Jabtarded • Jacktarded • jaygarded • Jenntarded

Janktarded

The state of being both jank and retarded.

Josh: Wow, that guy is stupid.

Aaron: I know, he's so janktarded!

Janktarded by BellaFreeman May 15, 2010

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

Jacktarded by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

Jengtarded

When you get so stoned that you think every turn is your turn in jenga.

Jan: "hey it's my turn!"

Steve: "oh sorry I must be jengtarded."

Jengtarded by Sarah420 April 18, 2016

jaygarded

The act of prematurely passing out while drinking alcohol or while under the influence of other drugs.

He jaygarded at ten after Franzia night at the dorm.

jaygarded by okdokok June 1, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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