Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

Big Jehovah riders by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Jehovah 

The divine name of God, as used in the English language. From the ancient Hebrew, which had no vowels, YHVH or JHVH. Other languages use similar spellings.

The name Jehovah is so fearsome to some people that they went to the trouble to remove it from His own book. They alternate between the excuses, that we don't know the original pronunciation of God's name, and that God's name is Jesus, when in fact, Jesus isn't the original pronunciation of Yeshua's name and that doesn't seem to bother them.

"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?

Jehovah by Downstrike December 11, 2004

Dirty Jehovah 

When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult

“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”

Dirty Jehovah by Bumgravy69 December 26, 2020

Jehovah 

Being what Ever he want to be

With jehovah all things are possible

Jehovah by Jw.org May 28, 2018