| 1. | God | ||
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The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God. Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God." Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock, that God Most High was their Redeemer." |
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| 2. | jehovah's witness | ||
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people who knock on your door to try and get you to join their religion jahovah's witnesses are fucking anoying, the only religion i want to join is the do what you fucking want religion
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| 3. | God | ||
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A name to describe the imaginated embodidedment of the higher being(which crated everything is the cosmos) as a way of explaining that which we cannot see nor understand. God is whatever you want him to be but it must exsist because, in order to even begin to grasp the concept of life and time we must understand that all things have a beginning and an end except the Lord. For example life is like a line segment eventually it ends....but what about your soul.....your conscience...they are ever lasting. Unlike the life of the human body God is like a ring.....no beginning no end. He has always been and he always will be......but what about us......becomes of us is our choice, however God knows what we shall do with our short time here on Earth, so how can we make a choice. We arent on Earth to make choices, we have already made them...God knows what we chose and thus has given us this giant heap of rock and metal which we call Earth that of which is floating in nothingness to live up to our decisions. But sense as I said we cannot understand God we must fear and love him aswell. For it is in our and nature to fear that which we cannot never understand nor fully explain. But he is a mecrciful not an anry lord and he will giude and protect us in our final hours.
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| 4. | HOV | ||
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A name to describe Joe Bob. HOV is short for jahovah which is the hebrew word for god. HOV bout to punk dion with his big ol'..
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| 5. | YAHOSHUA | ||
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Jesus' name in the ancient hebrew tongue. 1.Yahoshua is the hebrew translation for Jesus.
2.Yahoshua is the king of kings and lord of lords. |
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| 6. | Jehovah Jumped | ||
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When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.
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| 7. | Elliot Jones | ||
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Meaning 'Son of God'.
Elliot meaning Jahovah is God. Jones meaning son of John. Hence making the phrase son of God. 1." Oh my Elliot Jones "
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