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Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.
"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"
j pants by essboyer August 18, 2011
Related Words
j*pan J-Panda j pants Pandy J Jpank JPanther J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P.
Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
J-Panda by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.
"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"
Pandy J by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014
Adjective

1.Used to describe an individual who has an amazing sense of fashion, typically used to describe only the top tier in fashion/style.

2. Excessively fly
"Wow Kanye is jpank, did you see his GQ editorial?"

"When Asap Rocky made his debut on his earlier music videos, his style was high end yet street, clearly he was the most jpank rapper in the game"

"Jared actually stepped his game up this year, those yeezys confirm that he is jpank.

"I aint just fly, I am jpank"

"to be stylish is okay, to be jpank is better"
Jpank by Bay_area_650 April 12, 2017

JPanther 

(1) A good tank in the game World of tanks blitz, still hold well Vs. premium tank,

(2) Short for Jägerpanzerkampfwagen V
WoTb fan: Jpanther op
WoT fan: its just good
JPanther by Mr. llamaton April 30, 2023

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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