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J. Arthur  

Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.
"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."
J. Arthur by bernard leonard January 5, 2009
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J.Arthuritis 

Acute stiffness of the wrist caused by excessive self-discipline.
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'
Billy has to drink wine nowadays because his wrist won't take the weight of a pint glass. It's the worst case of J.Arthuritis I've seen
J.Arthuritis by gavos August 12, 2010
jarthur is sketchy
jarthur by used toilet seat February 1, 2022
A ship between the main characters in the horror podcast Malevolent.
Person 1:Have you heard of Jarthur?

Person 2:Oh fuck yeah! favorite ship
Jarthur by vexton January 5, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026