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I Would If It Had A Vagina

Commonly used in response to "FML"
"FML!"

"IWIIHAV!"
IWIIHAV by IWIIHAV! June 30, 2009
Related Words
Iwikwtfiw IWIIC iiki Iniki Isikingata iwibiwi IWIIHAV iwik iwikywm iWinki

Iwikwtfiw 

Pronounced. Ick-ta-fi
All the W's are silent.
I Wish I Knew What The Fuck It Was
Noun. Cannabis strain
A common response to being asked the strain of your plant..
What was that we just smoked
I threw a seed in the ground, iwikwtfiw.
Iwikwtfiw by Opie dilligaf December 9, 2020
internet lingo. stands for I Would If I Could
friend 1: "Girl, go on ebay and buy that for me!"
friend 2: "IWIIC, but I don't have any money."
IWIIC by blmpts6912 June 26, 2010
Pronounced "I-wick". Noun; Plural: iwiics pronounced "I-Wicks". An "I Would If I Could" person... . Used to express who you secretly would like to have sexual relations with, but cannot express this feeling openly to this person or to others for various reasons such as either side being in a committed relationship
Married guy: "You know that girl from down the street? .. "She's my iwiic."

His friend: "I have loads of iwiics back at the office."
iwiic by Xejnsew July 14, 2010
Short for “I wish I knew”, “I wish I’d know”, or “I wish I’d known
*texting*
Person 1: “I am so sorry man, iwik.”
Person 2: “Me too man”
iwik by e.kiwi.d November 20, 2018
A beautiful soul, artistic, talented and always upbeat. She's slimthicc, with full lips and chocolate skin. She's the type of woman that anyone would be lucky to have in their life. Named after a hurricane, she will sweep through your life and stir things up. Is also the sweetest of cinnamon rolls.
Iniki is painting again... I can't wait to see what she's come up with.
Iniki by MissMizuki February 1, 2020