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its not gay if its a threeway 

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.
John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

its not gay if you have your socks on

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

Its ok 2 be gay

A song by the artist Tomboy. Its featured on “Pride Party Hits” and is used in vines on a reacurring bases. Can be listened to on the music app Spotify
“Its ok 2 be gay is my fave song
Lol same. Its my Life”
Its ok 2 be gay by Lilpotato January 30, 2019

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay 

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay
Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

It's only gay if your balls touch 

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*