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Genital Istitudes 

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."
Amalgamation of the words "is" and "it", used either to(worryingly)signify an exclamation or to a question in itself.

Highly meaningless expression favoured by both chavs and certain asian/black cultures often found within a similarly indecipherable banter.
Shreena - "Oh ma gosh! He was like, all ova her and like, she was like, geet off me! Like.."
Rita - "Awwww, issit?"
Shreena - "Yea, and I'm like, daz sum ova sheet..."
issit by tee-hee April 4, 2005

issitt synrome 

Originates from a mythical creature that lurks in the dark depths of Mawsley. People say the beasts head is so thin that it once collapsed into itself. It can turn sideways and seem invisible as the body of it is so thin. Watch out for this bony creture as it may use its powers to touch you, especially if your a man, while he is invisible
The creature mentioned above.

issitt syndrome 

a rare incureable disease which causes gayness. common symptons are thin heads and bonie bodys
tom issitt from mawsly
issitt syndrome by dave January 28, 2005
You pooped your pants
You Ishitup your pants
ishitup by Powerbull April 15, 2021
Light, the light of the heaven, sunshine of the face.
Look her face has ibsitu, she is the light of my life
Ibsitu by Ibsitu November 23, 2021