Inverness, FL 

A speck of shit in the black hole that is, Citrus County. Quite possibly the 7th Circle of Hell. Where old people go to torture the youth and haunt them after they've passed away in their fancy double wide while watching Murder She Wrote, eating a TV dinner, and yelling at a cat they thought they saw pass their screened window. Where the younger people destroy what's there then complain about how shitty it is and everyone's parents are sleeping with everyone else's parents.

However, you can find the young and old mingling on the common grounds of Coaches, The Loft, and High Octane. The only establishments worth a damn in the whole God forsaken county and what are they? Bars. Beautiful "Get me fucked up" watering holes. But beware of herpes and the clap.

GO CANES!

I hate you and wish the worst for you. Go to Inverness, FL.

Inverness, FL by Eric0311 September 23, 2017

Inverness, Florida

The town that has nothing to do for anyone young. You have to go to Ocala to go to any decent stores or to do anything exciting. No one knows where it is and if they have heard about it then you should say you're sorry. Oh and its all about The Canes football....yeah right!

"Where do you live?"
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."

Inverness, Florida by Morgan Rochele B October 16, 2008

Inveness Illinois 

A rich area located near Barrington, IL and Palatine, IL that has rich and upper middle class families. The students usually attend Fremd HS. There are no sidewalks and to get to anywhere you need to ride your bike or drive a car because of the distances from homes to any place decent to hang out. As a kid you most likely spent your time at home or over at a friends house because your parent drove you there or you rode a bike. Once you can drive you hardly ever hang out in Inverness because you've got more options. There is a town hall, but almost no public services and until a few years ago Inverness's police services were from Barrington or Palatine, now there are two squad cars. Inverness still doesn't have a fire department of its own. Also, Inverness is so small that no one knows of Inverness if you go further south in Illinois, so you have to tell them its near Barrington, Palatine or Schaumburg.

tl;dr: Inverness is rich and there is nothing to do there.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Oh, I live in Inveness Illinois.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh its near Palatine.... Barrington....
Person 1: Ah, got it.

Inveness Illinois by ex-Inverness resident May 6, 2011

Invernesian

A person that is from Invereness, Highlands is called an Invernesian.

So if your from Inverness does that make you an Invernesian??

Invernesian by the mentalist85 February 13, 2012

Inverness

The amount of inver a person or group of people possesses. (Not to be confused with inveracity)

The Scottish highlanders have a good deal of inverness.

Inverness by Pastaklovn May 16, 2010

Inverness

A suburb outside of Chicago near Palatine that is full of rich ethnically diverse citizens and is named after the town that Macbeth was born in.

chick: "I live in Inverness!"
Dude: "Wow you must be rich and incredibly ethnically diverse!"

Inverness by Broseph09 May 16, 2011

inverness,florida 

just about the shittiest place to live.any hometowners are pussies.its boring and has about 300 more cops then needed.

i visited inverness,florida.

inverness,florida by nick (fuckinverness) October 14, 2007