indieviduals 

Indieviduals are what I have started to call all of the hipster kids these days that are anything but individual. Most of them go out to see movies like "Juno" because they think that it is an independent film, which will earn them indie cred. However, they buy into movies and music like that, which are funded by major production companies, making them completely mainstream. These kids go to websites (completely mainstream ones) to buy their "indie" clothes and find out exactly what music their "indie" cult is listening to that week. It is absolutely pathetic to me that any person can throw on a peacoat and a messenger bag, pop the spill canvas into their cd player, drink some 20-word long coffee drink, and call themselves and individual. I think that these days, any kid who just wears their old navy basics and listens to music like the police and the rolling stones is an individual just because they don't buy in to all of that crap that mainstream labels have labeled "INDIE."

Indievidual #1: What are you planning on doing today? I think I'll just read my super alternative copy of Nylon.

Indievidual #2: I'll probably just keep sipping on my grande soy non-fat decaf columbian latte with three pumps of passionfruit sweetening syrup and then catch a matinee of Juno, then listen to dropkick murphys, since they're super indie, you probably haven't heard of them, though

Indievidual#1: (while totally lying) Oh, I have, they're really good.

^ Those, Ladies and Gentlemen, Are Indieviduals ^

indieviduals by Strawberry Van Garrett January 19, 2008

indiekidjack

A Indie roblox kid who is popular on tiktok and also has a YouTube channel.

Indiekidjack is a my bestfriend

indiekidjack by Anonymous1834 November 30, 2020

indigokiddoh 

A very silly fellow. He is often seen doing various activities. He plays Geometry Dash on occasion.

Person 1: Who raided the cheese factory?

Person 2: There's a 99.7% chance it was indigokiddoh
Person 1: You're right, no one else would steal all this cheese

indigokiddoh by randompix October 6, 2020

Indiekid 

Indiekids come in all forms and fashions. What seperate them from the flock is their sense of entitlement and the belief that they are, in some way, smarter or more enlightened than their peers. Often this sene of superiority stems from their taste in music.

They will smugly admit to having an "eclectic" or "alternative" taste in music, but what they really mean is that what they listen to is better than what you listen to. If confronted with bands they have never heard of, they will vaguely dismiss them and run home to check them out on Pitchfork.

Indiekids will claim to read books, but are often simply reading reviews or lists of books compiled by other indiekids. When fouled up in a conversation about a specific book by a four-eyes or member of the literati, the indiekid will claim that they are mixing up plots, characters or details with other books they have just read. If not pressed on the matter they will become offended and ragequit.

Fond of irony, but lacking the ability to define what irony is, the indiekid is often at a loss when having a tête-à-tête people who use the word ironic ironically.

Indiekids may later evolve into hipsters or scenesters.

Joe: "Hey, you hear the new Bloody Beetroots album?"
Indiekid: "No, well, of course I've heard it, but I just didn't feel it. Too commercial and well-polished. Plus I've really been getting into IDM again lately..."
Joe: "IDM? Never heard of it."
Indiekid: "Oh, that's no surprise, it stands for Intelligent dance music."
Joe: "Oh for f*cks sake."

Indiekid by J-Lo Biafra February 24, 2011

indiekidjosh

indiekidjosh is a musical artist from the United Kingdom. The purest soul alive, with an abundance of happiness and love for all

“Ya know indiekidjosh?”
“Smiles”
At that point they knew they found common ground

indiekidjosh by Austin Young November 22, 2021

indieidd 

My insta username! Go follow me 😎✨🏳️ 🌈

follow me @indieidd

indieidd by anonymous September 14, 2020