Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

Ass caked in shit by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Face like a kicked-in shit can 

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

Face like a kicked-in shit can by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007

stepped in shit

Adjective. Past tense of step in shit, meaning having had a stroke of good fortune or luck.

"Boy, your brother really stepped in shit when he married a multi millionaire's daughter"

stepped in shit by ···DUG99··· April 21, 2018

I'll be dipped in shit 

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

I'll be dipped in shit by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

happier than a pig in shit

to be very happy, lovin life.

That fat bitch in mcdonalds is happier than a pig in shit

happier than a pig in shit by e May 16, 2004

pig in shit 

A very happy state of mind; pure joy. When everything works out in your favor, you're happier than a pig in shit.

Pigs seem to be happiest when they are wallowing in their own filth.

I just got a promotion, a raise, a window office, AND an assistant! When I think about my life right now, I'm a pig in shit!

When Steve won the lottery, he was a pig in shit.

Tawny and I went out last night, and we went all the way! This morning, I woke up a pig in shit!

pig in shit by Slamnanigans May 21, 2009

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

Ill be dipped in shit by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010