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Islington Tosserati 

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.
All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.
Islington Tosserati by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021
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Islington, MA 

The best section of Westwood, MA. A section of Westwood, MA that is tucked away but so close to everything. Islington has one of the most prestigious elementary schools, Downy, fantastic access to the Rt 1 and 128. The average resident is upper-class, mostly white and upwardly mobile. Real estate tends to hold its value very well.
I wish we could afford to live in Islington, MA. Westwood MA is nice, but Islington is so much better.
Islington, MA by Anonymous 02090 January 24, 2011

willmington 

Da place where you can find da sexiest silks on da PLANET EARTH dey is made out of meat not silk worms so dey is more rare dat way.
YO BUTTA! soufwest airlines is givin a one way flight from BOSTON TO WILLMINGTON... LESS GO!
willmington by ingredient B May 4, 2009

Islington, MA 

A snooty section of Westwood, MA filled with spoiled little brats who run around dressed in their Abercrombie & Fitch clothes, wearing their $100 sunglasses, while driving the car that Daddy bought for them.

Your typical kid from Islington is so stuck up, they think they're the cream of Westwood, itself a town filled with spoiled little brats.

An Islington girl is usually good for one blow-job, but you'll have to buy her expensive trinkets along Newbury Street first.
I know that she's a spoiled little cunt from Islington, MA, but she swallows.
Islington, MA by DaddyBits July 1, 2011

Jaywalker of Islington 

A person who threatens to start operating like a normal, proper human after getting his ass beat for fifteen minutes straight. But instead chooses to jaywalk four lanes of heavy traffic.
"Holy shit you are the Jaywalker of Islington"
"The rumours are true, they jaywalker of Islington is real"

Person One - "have you heard of the "ice truck killer?"
Person Two - "Nah, but you should watch out for the "Jaywalker of Islington"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026